Using Proper Language

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in English language today is the word FUCK. 
Of all the English word that begin with the letter F, FUCK is the only word that is referred to as the F-word. 

It's the one magical word, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. 
FUCK, as most words in English language, is derived from German the word, Frichen, which means to strike. 
In English, FUCK falls in too many grammatical categories. 

As a transitive verb, for instance, John fucks Shirley;

As an intransitive verb, Shirley fucks. 

Its meaning is not always sexual. 

It could be used as an adjective, such as ¡§John is doing all the fucking work.¡¨ 

As part of an adverb, ¡§Shirley talks too fucking much.¡¨ 

As an adverb enhancing an adjective, ¡§Shirley is fucking beautiful.¡¨ 

As the noun, ¡§I don't give a fuck.¡¨ 

As part of the word, ¡§ abso-fucking-lutely¡¨ or in ¡¨in-fucking-credible¡¨ and

as almost every word in a sentence, ¡§Fuck the fucking fuckers.¡¨ 

In the history there aren't many words with the versatility of FUCK, as in these examples describing the situations:

such as fraud, I got fucked to the used car ride;

Dismay, Oh, fuck it! 

Trouble, I guess I'm really fucked now. 

Aggression, don't fuck with me, buddy. 

Difficulty, I don't understand this fucking question. 

Inquiry, Who the fuck was that? 

Dissatisfaction, I don't like what the fuck is going on here. 

Inconfidence, He is a fuck-off. 

Dismissal, Why don't you go outside and play high and go fuck yourself.  

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. 
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. 
We say use the unique flexible word more often in your daily speech.
And for identifying the quality of your character immediately, say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!